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    Funny One Liners on Valentines Day

    Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.

    I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360

    "Whale you be my Valentine?" "Dolphinately"

    Roses are red, violets...
  2. 8 Phrases Indians Use And What They Actually Mean

    Are we just saying these things to put the other person at ease?

    1. Iíll be there in 5 minutes!
    Meaning: Iím running late, I should take approximately 20-30 minutes. Iím not telling you the...
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    Calling Customer Care

    Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless, and, so easy to see happening - customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past December, and the bank...
  4. Things You Face When Youíre In An Unwanted WhatsApp Group

    WhatsApp groups can sometimes annoy the crap out of you. People you lost touch with ages ago, suddenly get your number and add you in these funnily named groups. You simply feel amazed at the...
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    Bengaluru Special

    If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the software engineer will definitely...
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    Retired Husband!

    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my...
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    A Smart Salesman from Dubbo

    A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

    The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

    The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in...
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    Honest Job Interview

    1. Why did you apply for this job?
    I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it's just that you called me first.

    2. Why do you want to work for this company?
    I have to work for some...
  9. Thread: Castaway

    by Fropki
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    Castaway

    A young fellow became marooned on a deserted South Pacific island after his cruise ship sank. For several years, he managed to live on fruits and vegetables he found on the island, together with...
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    Signs You're in America

    -- a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance.

    -- there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

    -- Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their ...
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    That's Not Your Rug

    One day in the city a bus driver was making his usual stops. At the first stop a woman came to the front of the bus to get off. She turned to the bus driver and said, ďI think I was just molested...
  12. Thread: The Haircut

    by Fropki
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    The Haircut

    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

    His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades...
  13. Thread: Love Letter

    by Fropki
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    Love Letter

    Ever wondered how a HR manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend?

    Dearest Ms. Aparna,
    Sub: Offer of Love!

    I am very happy to Inform you that I have fallen In love with you since ...
  14. Thread: Hiding Out

    by Fropki
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    Hiding Out

    A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the employee's home number and was greeted with a child's...
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    How to Avoid The Flu?

    Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

    Walk...
  16. Thread: Stupid Hunters

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    Stupid Hunters

    A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

    The other guy whips out his cell phone and...
  17. Thread: Women Drivers

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    Women Drivers

    Driving into the city this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new red Mustang doing 75 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror...
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    Once and Only Once

    A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.

    "No, thanks," says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once, but I didn't...
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    How To Ask A Girl Out

    A guy walks into a bookstore. Not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest. A book, with a very interesting title, "Dating for the New...
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    Primitive People

    A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle.

    "Can you imagine, a people so primitive that they love to eat the embryo of certain birds, and...
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    Home-Cooked Meal

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

    His mother had an idea, "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card...
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    My Day #24 On Set with Nikki

    https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y0BsxlDkQqM/WRAOYhAH7qI/AAAAAAAADKU/NX0xchZ-c8YWWsxVb2sXYwJGs_sc7jQLwCLcB/s1600/Nikki.jpg
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4q5Ox-fqSA
  23. Thread: Tuition Teacher

    by Fropki
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    Tuition Teacher

    Tuition Teacher | ट्यूशन टीचर | New Bollywood Film | Hindi Short Film 2016https://4.bp.blogspot.com/--LK3wOGvQ2I/WQrb-M_ZkDI/AAAAAAAADIk/8n9N3xOjFXw7ytu2df36MwQ76a8Ku3iSQCLcB/s1600/tution.jpg...
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    Peta Video Description

    https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eTQGRtYeTBQ/WQrI15KYG-I/AAAAAAAADHY/Kp53u7tTvdgpM6mWDIU_I64lGmqJns_XwCLcB/s1600/Peta.jpg
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRoDpXzqLn8
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    The Pipe Masters Hawaii

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvM7cMEmGDU
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